It's the new year

To the stupid fool of a wolf:

If u're ever reading this, CUT YOUR IDIOTIC DEFENSIVE POSITION AROUND YOUR CROWN JEWELS PLEASE. I have people (MANY) complaining that my section is already TOO BIG and u're there saying it's a lousy excuse to not admit ONE MORE PERSON. As if that one person can make the whole section's standard higher. Opposite more likely. And even so, now u know that there's gg to be auditions for new ppl, so even if I agreed, she might not pass the big shot round. Also, you must be observant enough to SEE that the ocean creature is here. AND YOU BLODDY HELL KNOW WHAT HAD HAPPENED IN THE PAST. Stop giving her the troubles she faces in school. She needs a break from that relentless, ridiculously embarrasing and brainless questions.
Go on polishing your crown jewels blindly and you'll go down too. Seriously, cos soon you'll know it's much too polished and stop polishing it. Then soon you'll forget to anyway. Yes, you'll abandon them and let dust forge a new friendship with them.
what's your fucking problem?! Haven't we told you more proper reasons why it is impossible already? Foolish wolf. 好自为之吧。

To aokayu, princess of the forest:

What is your problem as well? If you really want to come, you can just bloody say out loud. People are not going to eat you. They're just going to reject you and THAT'S IT. And what do you have to do? Work harder (though i don't know if that helps) for a few more years. That's what king of EH empire told our concert mistress, the HK hottie. And even if the SL wants you, you have to pass the audition too. I skip the next setence as that's what you yourself know. You know how well you do in your school, and here you think you can do it in a harder environment? People here scold when you don't do properly. Not everyone is like the guy who stays on the moon who doesn't scold. Even the ocean creature gets freaked out.
Aokayu may not be someone who wants to come to my section.

Meanwhile, some other people to address at the same time:

To the graceful ballerina:
You should totally help us, or we'll surely die!!!

To the pop star:
Don't be oversensitive! Of course we're not leaving you alone! Talking does not= leave you alone cos you got problems! BLEAH! WE'RE STILL VERY NICE PEOPLE OKAY

To my 9 lovely pro-ist:
Love you guys to nuts, but pls make my job easier by doing what's sensible. I don't want a hoarse throat everytime. AND I promise we'll have an outing soon!

Sorry my first post of the year has to be in such a tone! the next one would be better. I'M JUST SO PISSED